Soon, you too can own a robot whose only function is to violently slam its pelvis into inanimate objects.
As one of the most memorable characters from the Emmy-Award winning cartoon, Robot Chicken, Humping Robot has gyrated its way into a loving relationship (not safe for work), a casino slot machine (also not safe for work) and of course, our hearts. SOTA Toys, the makers of all things licensed, will be giving you the opportunity to own your lustful abomination of technology as they bring Humping Robot to life as a five-inch tall, articulated action figure.
Of course, it wouldn't be Humping Robot if it could not complete its primary directive, which is why it comes complete with "actual humping action." Thanks to a winding spring, your new plastic friend can lovingly violate just about anything it can get its cold, lifeless hands on. I'm sure you folks will think of something.
There's currently no price set for what could possibly be the best toy ever, but SOTA expects to release it in April 2009. Now all we need is for the guys at Penny-Arcade to release a Fruit F***** toy and our robotic fantasies could be complete.