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"Toy" Robot Outfitted With Endless Weaponry

| 29 Dec 2009 15:41

Robots are becoming more overt in their war against humanity, now uploading an official training video to YouTube.

The i-SOBOT is a small bipedal robot that could be on the front lines of the impending battle between the robot hordes and small contingency of human rebels still alive. The toasters have evidently been working on weaponizing themselves, as we can see in this latest training video that they were arrogant enough to show off to the world.

These weapons appear to still be in their test phases, but that doesn't make them any less terrifying. The i-SOBOT has not only learned to use rudimentary weapons such as the bow and arrow, but also more devastating pieces of machinery like the Gatling gun. This does not bode well for humanity's last stand.

They've even started to train in the ways of the ninja, throwing shuriken with deadly accuracy. Robots are one thing, but robot ninjas are a whole different bag of deadly. Combined with the net guns that will capture all of our dinosaurs, missiles that can destroy tanks, surface to air missiles, and the effective but somewhat stealthy rocket punch, it's time to start rethinking our mechanical enemies. Some would say the i-SOBOT is a mere toy designed for fun, but I don't know how we can take that chance. No, not after what happened last time...

(Via: Gizmodo)

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