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This Is the Second-Best Japanese Porn Game Trailer Ever

| 30 Dec 2009 20:15

The trailer for this erotic Japanese RPG isn't the single best one I've ever seen, but it's the most honest. Oh, and it's actually coming out in English, too.

When it comes to trailers for Japanese porn games (or eroge), My Girlfriend Is the President still takes the top spot, but the above trailer for Record of Agarest War is up there, too... if only for virtue of its honesty.

"Sure," the trailer says, "We've got a fun-looking JRPG here with the standard evil villain, noble hero, and all of that cliche crap, but you're really here for the tits, aren't you? Aren't you?!" It's like the game is made by Team Ninja or something.

Truly, the people making this trailer know their audience. People will play Record of the Agarest War because they want to see the buxom females telling the virile male lead how they want to feel him from the inside. And I really just creeped myself out there. I think I need to go take a shower.

Of course, judging how one of the images seems to be censoring the bottom half of a towel, maybe there won't be all that much to see after all.

Record of Agarest War is out on the PS3 via PlayStation Network next year, pervs.

(Thanks, plastic_window!)

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