Third Place- Haiku Contest - 2008 GamerLympics

You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!

Has won 50 battles

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Has fought 100 battles

This cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

You are a paragon of virtue. A trail of flowers, bunnies, and rainbows lies in your wake.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

Has won 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

We won the Webby...because we rule!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Gamers are the new supermen.