Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

"See them driven before you!"

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

"This is SPARTA!"

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 10 battles

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won a battle

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

Has set an avatar.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Has created a user profile.

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.

"Crush your enemies!"