Has posted in more than 12 different months.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Does not play well with others. There are rumours that you eat only puppies and kittens.

She's like a GPS that talks back to you.

Correctly identified all 30 zombies in WarCry's 30 Zombies in 30 Seconds game!

Correctly identified all 30 monsters in WarCry's 30 Monsters in 30 Seconds game!

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

You completed all three Halloween events! A Hallo-winner is you!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has fought 10 battles

Has won more than one battle consecutively

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 10 quizzes.