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Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.

I entered a valid T-shirt during the Summer E Games

Gamers are the new supermen.

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

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Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Answered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz

I voted in every Legacy Battle!

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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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And ever. and ever. and ever.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

"Crush your enemies!"

"This is SPARTA!"

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

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"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

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Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

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