Has posted in more than 12 different months.

First place in Kongregate's Doeo

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Has added a friend!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.

You are a unique and special snowflake, just like everyone else.

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Second place in Kongregate's Desktop Tower Defense 1.5 Hard

Second place in Kongregate's M.A.D.

Third place in Kongregate's Filler

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has fought 10 battles

Has won more than one battle consecutively

We won the Webby...because we rule!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

I killed LOTS of zombies in Summer E Games' Flash Game Playoff: Storm the House 3

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has completed 10 quizzes.