"Crush your enemies!"

Sugary peppermint. And they look like a heart too. Awww.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Not sure if 4EVAR is good or bad, but at least it's SWEET!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Has won 10 battles

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

Has fought 10 battles

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added a friend!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has been added as a friend.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable