Gamers are the new supermen.

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

"Crush your enemies!"

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has won 10 battles

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won a battle

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Has added more than 100 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend.

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Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.