You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won a battle

You are now a level 2 Cupid! You've learned "Heart Arrow"! Congrats!

♫ All around invaded Earth / the SPARTAN drove the Warthog ♫

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

Has been added as a friend.

Has created a user profile.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.