Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has fought 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

This cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

This candy heart does not mean you get an extra life and we will not be held accountable if you try and claim that :)

Has won 10 battles

Has won more than one battle consecutively

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.