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Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

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Has won a battle

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Has fought 1 battle

Has been added as a friend.

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Has created a user profile.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

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Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.