"Crush your enemies!"

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz