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Someone really didn't think this through.

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I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Not sure if 4EVAR is good or bad, but at least it's SWEET!

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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

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Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 10 battles

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 10 battles

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

"Crush your enemies!"

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses