I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

And ever. and ever. and ever.

You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

I killed LOTS of zombies in Summer E Games' Flash Game Playoff: Storm the House 3

I've joined the WAR! for BoingBoing but here to hang!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won a battle

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 1 battle

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has fought 10 battles

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse