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"Veni, vidi, vici."

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

"This is SPARTA!"

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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added a friend!

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Has won a battle

Has fought 10 battles

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

"Crush your enemies!"

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won 10 battles

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

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Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable