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Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

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Has won 10 battles

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Has completed 25 quizzes.

I picked Keane Ng for The Escapist SFIV Throwdown! Victory is mine!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

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Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

I had a great idea, so I submitted to the T-Shirt Contest!

This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy

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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Member of 1 User Group

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Gamers are the new supermen.

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