"Crush your enemies!"

Has won 10 battles

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

You are so l33t you pwn my heart....awww...*gag*

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has created a user profile.

Has won a battle

Has set an avatar.

Has fought 1 battle

Has fought 10 battles

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

"Surrender Monkey!"

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses