I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has fought 1 battle

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

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Has created a user profile.

For hanging on walls, or wearing if it's a good party.

Has set an avatar.

This candy heart came from our uber raid for phat l3wtz...no newbz allowed...we too leet

Has won a battle

Has won more than one battle consecutively

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing