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Mason
Member Since: 30 Oct 2009
Last Active: Aug 23, 2011 06:37
General Details
Real Name:
Mason 
Location:
United States. You get no more information...Moochers. 
Occupation:
The Cake Fairy (Yes, he's real) 
Motto:
Bananas. Can't. Fly. They only want you to think they can. 
Interests:
Gaming. Anything that I enjoy...*Coughs*
Ahem, if you have a problem with my habits...Burn. And deal with it. 
Bio:
Your mother was a hamster...And your father smelled of Elderberries.
WAAAAIT...This is supposed to be my life story?
Uh...Uhhh...You get nothing.
Other than that Bananas can't fly, and that they want you to think that they can. 
Gaming
Xbox Live:
PS Network:
Steam:
Xfire:
Raptr: