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Bernzz
Bernard
Member Since: 27 Mar 2009
Last Active: Feb 12, 2012 18:04
General Details
Real Name:
Bernard 
Location:
Backwardsland. 
Occupation:
Student, Bullshit Artist. 
Motto:
A cat always lands on its feet. Toast always lands buttered side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision. 
Interests:
Games, duh. Also women. Or more specifically, one woman. :) 
Bio:
Gowai, stalker. 
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MSN:
bernarddogs@hotmail.com 
Skype:
Gaming
Steam:
Bernzz (10.0) 
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