Journalist 

Irn Bru, George A Romero, wheaten bread, poor renditions of Somewhere Over The Rainbow, obscure historical quotes, ruffling feathers, bedtime, naptime, storytime, hometime, the death of Maths, procrastination, big words, Walt Disney, making big lists. 

Born in Ireland. Promptly banned by the Catholic Church. Exiled to England. Got ejyoocated. Won a pub quiz. Currently fighting a guerilla war against hangovers. 

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