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Alton
Member Since: 22 Jul 2011
Last Active: Dec 11, 2014 06:38
General Details
Real Name:
Alton 
Location:
Everywhere, because theoretical superposition says that everything is everywhere all the time, on the most quantum level. 
Occupation:
Stuff. 
Motto:
"You can fool some of the people, all the time, all the people, some of the time, never all the people all the time. You can burn them, however." 
Interests:
Gaming, Forum roleplay, rec league soccer, my (admittedly few (admittedly, I deserve it.)) friends, Science, I love animals (more than people, although I eat people significantly less than I eat animals. Figure that one out.) 
Bio:
My friends are scared that I'll just up and start eating them alive one day. They're probably right. Also, apparently the idea of me holding something sharp warrants getting a half foot out of my actual range. Also, I tend to piss people off as a talent,