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Kif
Keith
Member Since: 2 Jun 2009
Last Active: Feb 10, 2012 18:28
General Details
Real Name:
Keith 
Location:
Bath 
Occupation:
Software Engineer 
Motto:
I like my women like I like my coffee, dark and bitter 
Interests:
Sleeping 
Bio:
The details of my life are inconsequential, very well. My father was a self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. 
Instant Messaging
MSN:
keith.frampton@hotmail.com 
Gaming
Xbox Live:
kifster (leaderboard) 
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