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Monkeybone
Bigsby McGuffin
Member Since: 14 Aug 2008
Last Active: Oct 3, 2008 06:16
General Details
Real Name:
Bigsby McGuffin 
Location:
Tongue 
Birthdate:
February 24, 1983 
Occupation:
Bricklayer 
Motto:
Oh, God... Never again. 
Interests:
Masonry, vegetable gardens, fishing, whoring, indigo caterpillars, bringing parents to the park to feed the marsupials (his parents are actually squirrels he convinced are his pater and mater), and occasionally indulging with ether. 
Bio:
Bigsby McGuffin is a Halfling roque native to the Byzantine Empire in Acapulco where he was kidnapped prior to his birth and raised in Scotland by the Ordo Hereticus to quell the infidels during the Imperial Spanish Inquisition of Superball m41.905.