Member Since: 17 Apr 2009
Everywhere. I AM OMNIPRESENT
Dictator of the United Federalist States of Novascatialand.
Plotting, oppressing, drawing, Myst, Half-Life, spying, reading, and looking busy.
I was born from the nightmares of the Cold War and was raised by KGB zombies. After founding a fanatical cult in the backwoods of Europe, I took control of surrounding nations and founded my own country.