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Alphonse Glengarry
Member Since: 27 Dec 2009
Last Active: Apr 1, 2015 00:41
General Details
Real Name:
Alphonse Glengarry 
Birthdate:
February 11, 1911 
Occupation:
Jack of All Trades 
Motto:
Never trust hard working jazz pianists 
Interests:
MUSIC! FILM! GAMES! BOOKS! PHILOSOPHY! HUMOUR! DETECTIVE PULP! HOW TO DRINK WHISKEY AT WORK WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT!

"We don't like to be called 'nerds', we perfer the term 'imagineer'." 
Bio:
'Be serious! BE SERIOUS! I'LL SHOW YOU SERIOUS! Hand me that banana.' 'Shut the fuck up! Now go away before you start playing the trombone with your rectum.' 'This is my fist. Apply it directly to your forhead.' 'Teenagers? Pillars of the law, officer.'