Jake G. Hall...The G stands for Awesome. 

The Hills Of...Devon. Damn you Clapton. 

July 24, 1992 

Self-Employed Semi-Proffessional Slovenly-Disposed Wordsmith....I write things. 

Sentience. 

This section implies that I actually have something to write regarding my exploits - any life I may have is currently drowning under a wave of meds...and The Escapist...

Do I need help? 

dagenham_jake@hotmail.co.uk 

Dagenham Reaper (leaderboard) 

Niyx (list)