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Shady Shades
John "Shades" Schmidt
Member Since: 3 Apr 2009
Last Active: Mar 14, 2012 22:57
General Details
Real Name:
John "Shades" Schmidt 
Location:
The Moon 
Birthdate:
February 7, 1991 
Occupation:
A guy with no faith in humanity. Jesus on Halloween 
Motto:
You miss 100% of the people you don't stab. 
Interests:
Play games, write stories, design mind boggling awesomness with the power of my mind, using words most of the world can't readily identify (or at least most Americans), 
Bio:
I was born once some time ago and grew up with no aspirations but to be happy despite Reality being a bitch and getting in my way. Lazy but not fat, get paid for doing nothing, and doesn't give a toss about stupid people. 
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