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Soda ex Machina
Clare Devlin.
Member Since: 30 Aug 2008
Last Active: Jun 25, 2009 15:46
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Real Name:
Clare Devlin. 
March 8, 1992 
Cashier at the local slobbering fanboy infested GameStop, so help me God. 
Caring is creepy. 
I trip old people on the street and yell 'FLAWLESS VICTORY'.

I am 100% sober but sometimes talk like Robin Williams on a cocaine binge.

One of the only things on Earth that I actually hate is the sound of Velcro coming apart. 
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