Member Since: 27 Apr 2008
June 19, 1995
Professional Job avoider
Spartan Bannana is not merely a man. No, Spartan Bannana is the child of imperial space-warlord, and part time religious antagonist, Xenu. Quite often given a bad rap by Scientologists, Xenu never had the chance to explain that he was a peon for the
for the true Omniverse-Warlord Xincese, and merely destroyed the aliens to pay his rent through college. Fed up with antagonism against his flesh, spirit, soul, and ingrams, Xenu committed suicide.
His only remaining note, "iQuit." Determined to bear the cross iPod of his father's sacrifice, Spartan Bannana goes about his daily business with his father's image as his avatar.