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The .50 Caliber Cow
Man Eating Cow
Member Since: 12 Mar 2011
Last Active: Jul 5, 2017 06:19
General Details
Real Name:
Man Eating Cow 
Location:
A field in Manitoba... A FIELD OF EVIL! 
Occupation:
Cow, Villain 
Motto:
I am Cow, eating grass, Methane gas comes out my ass AND OUT MY MUZZLE WHEN I BELCH! 
Interests:
Villainy, video games, grass. 
Bio:
Distant Hills

The distant hills call to me.
Their rolling waves seduce my heart.
Oh, how I want to graze in their lush valleys.
Oh, how I want to run down their green slopes.
Alas, I cannot.

Damn the electric fence!
Damn the electric fence!