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The .50 Caliber Cow
Man Eating Cow
Member Since: 12 Mar 2011
Last Active: Aug 31, 2017 23:57
General Details
Real Name:
Man Eating Cow 
A field in Manitoba... A FIELD OF EVIL! 
Cow, Villain 
I am Cow, eating grass, Methane gas comes out my ass AND OUT MY MUZZLE WHEN I BELCH! 
Villainy, video games, grass. 
Distant Hills

The distant hills call to me.
Their rolling waves seduce my heart.
Oh, how I want to graze in their lush valleys.
Oh, how I want to run down their green slopes.
Alas, I cannot.

Damn the electric fence!
Damn the electric fence!