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The Iron Ninja
Smitty Werben Jeger Man Jenson
Member Since: 13 Aug 2008
Last Active: Nov 5, 2009 04:14
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Real Name:
Smitty Werben Jeger Man Jenson 
i'm on a mountain. A big mountain. 
January 13, 1988 
Proffesional Ninja chef/ Hobo/ Crab Enthusiast 
One time I killed a big mosquito by squishing it against the wall of my bedroom. So I put up a little note next to it's carcass saying "ye other mosquitoes be warned", Strangely enough I haven't seen one since. (well I think it's interesting) 
Oh I see. Stalking me are we?
Well you'll have to try harder than that.
Get out of this profile page, this one is mine!