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Curtis
Member Since: 24 Jul 2009
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General Details
Real Name:
Curtis 
Location:
I live in a combination of two major chocolate brands. Jealous? You shouldn't be. 
Occupation:
Middle School - American / Secondary School - English. 
Homepage:
http://www.formspring.me/CurtisD93 
Motto:
An apple a day does shit all. 
Interests:
I enjoy hanging apples on my front door to ward off particularly strange individuals claiming to be there for the purpose of 'helping cure' my severe paranoia.

Liars, the lot of 'em. 
Bio:
I'm.. Well, why do you want to know? I've already given you a vague description of where I live; WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?! 
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