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Manuel Sanches Von Pants
Member Since: 26 Dec 2008
Last Active: May 22, 2013 21:41
General Details
Real Name:
Manuel Sanches Von Pants 
Location:
noneofyourfuckingbuisness 
Birthdate:
December 11, 1989 
Occupation:
hot ass lifeguard 
Motto:
Step 1: Stop Caring. Step 2: Go to the pub 
Interests:
Skiing, skiing, skiiing, and getting sponsored for skiing.
Oh yeah, and everything on the Orange Box, plus Left 4 Dead and Oblivion. 
Bio:
One day the world got just a little more insaine and demented.

And I told the world, "You're welcome. That'll be $16.50."