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subject_87
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Member Since: 2 Jul 2010
Last Active: Sep 16, 2012 12:50
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Northern Hemisphere 
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[deleted at request, nay, insistence, of my legal team] 
Motto:
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you only need a parachute to go skydiving twice." 
Interests:
Franz Ferdinand (The band, not the archduke), Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 
Bio:
Ever since the incident with a teakettle, mandolin, Bunsen burner, and dry ice, I am legally barred from ever visiting any Red Lobster restaurant ever again. 
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