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vanthebaron
Paul Stephens
Member Since: 16 Sep 2010
Last Active: Sep 1, 2013 22:50
General Details
Real Name:
Paul Stephens 
Location:
carlyle, IL 
Birthdate:
November 24, 1989 
Occupation:
board operator 
Motto:
being a bastard words-Spider Jerusalem 
Interests:
Hi. Iím Spider Jerusalem. I smoke. I take drugs. I drink. I wash every six weeks. I masturbate constantly and fling my steaming poison semen down from my window into your hair and food. Iím a rich and respected columnist for a major metropolitan newspaper 
Bio:
Yeah. I'm calling your "faith" bullshit. This man needs medical help if he can't get through his life without something invisible to believe in. Y'know, I wouldn't mind all this half so much if there was some historical truth in it. This whole concept of