The latest flavor in the restaurant of controversy is the concept of the fake nerd girl -- women who pretend to like videogames and similar media, all for the express purpose of tricking honest, hard-working Americans.
Yeah ... it's as insidious and fiendish a plot as anything found in Shakespeare's library of tragedies.
Seriously, gamers? This is the new enemy? Christ al-bloody-mighty.
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