Jimquisition
Fun Pay Wall

Jim Sterling | 27 Nov 2013 17:30
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But maybe I'll just buy it all as DLC.


Today I really wanna play
A new videogame now with you
By now I really somehow
Thought I paid you all the cash that's due
I don't believe that anybody
Wants to play with you, like I do now.

So leet, the campaign I just beat
And a brand new set of guns are out out
New stuff, the free guns aren't enough
To give me an edge in online bouts
I don't believe that anybody
Fails to play with you, like I fail now.

And all the steps to play for free are winding
The terms of use we sign, legally binding
There are many things that I
Would like to unlock now
But I don't know how.

But maybe
I'll just buy it all as DLC


And after all
You're my fun pay wall.

Such arse, there's now a season pass
Was my wallet not enough for you?
This price, I've paid now more than twice
It's not something I should have to do
I don't believe that anybody
Making post-launch parts, are making art.

And all the steps to play for free are winding
The terms of use we sign legally binding
There are many things that I
Would like to unlock now
But I don't know how.

But maybe
I'll just buy it all as DLC
And after all
You're my fun pay wall.


 

Jim Sterling is The Escapist's reviews editor and produces Movie Defense Force and Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular, alongside Jimquisition. He also hosts The Dismal Jesters podcast, and does videos on his stupid YouTube channel. He wears good quality ties, not great, but nice enough.

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Jim Sterling is The Escapist's reviews editor and produces Movie Defense Force and Jim & Yahtzee's Uncivil War, alongside Jimquisition. He also hosts the FistShark Marketing podcast, and does videos on his stupid YouTube channel. He wears good quality ties, not great, but nice enough.