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On the base of Jebediah Springfield’s monument in town is his most famous quote.

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Edna hadn’t heard the word before moving to Springfield, but Lisa’s teacher, Miss Hoover, corrected her uncertainty with another Simpsons classic, “cromulent”.

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Where Lisa got a D in Gym class, Ralph got an F in English, despite an impeccable grasp of the language.

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Sometimes “inflammable” means “flammable”, and like the “ATM Machine” of dismissal, “irregardless” has become an accepted redundancy. Homer’s is better.

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I filed my taxes recently, and I can’t help but agree.

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Homer’s new internet business needs to sound cutting edge. I think Marge’s “Compu Global Hyper Meganet” was the clear winner, though.

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Being smart is hard, and Homer is the epitome of lazy. This is the medical procedure for inserting a crayon into a patient’s brain. Do not try this at home. This does not constitute medical advice.

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I’m not saying it’s aliens, but…

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