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Leaping into the stone coffin, you replace the lid just as the explosion tears apart the entire house. The coffin absorbs most of the blow before falling apart. You glance around to find yourself high in the air above the ruins of Spoony's mansion. Pulling your rip cord, you sail far over the heads of a large group of angry police. They stare, dumbfounded. Some take a few half-hearted shots, but you are far too high for anyone to hit. Sailing towards the ocean, you quickly manage to put a good amount of distance between you and the police. Assured of your getaway's success, you take in the picturesque skyline as you drift towards the ground. Mentally scrolling through a list of all the people and corporations who somehow assisted you on your adventure, you resolve to call all of them and invite them bowling.
As you land in the street, you hear the approaching sound of loud disco music. A black semi-truck screeches around the corner and heads straight at you. Diving out of the way, you reach for your gun when a familiar voice hollers, "You never came to party, so I thought I'd bring party to you!" Glancing up, you are relieved to see Akhmein, your lovable, overweight gun-running buddy.
"What party?" you ask. He hustles you to the back of the truck and opens the bobtail. Inside is a disco ball and at least one dozen strippers. Hopping into the back, you get acquainted with the dancers as Akhmein bounces the truck on souped-up hydraulics.
Evan Hoovler also writes for Gamespy, Blastr, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Ranker. He is lead puzzle designer for the Telltale game, Puzzle Agent 2, and wants to be your