Procuring a glass of water, you pour in some red powder and give it a stir. Once the water has turned red, you gulp it down. You don't feel any different, but the ship's engines grind to a halt.
"Everyone above deck!" screams a rough voice that can only belong to the ship's captain. Not wanting to stand out, you shuffle up some nearby stairs. On the deck, the crew faces the captain. "Someone ate some vitality essence, and I want to know who."
Wondering how the captain could have learned this so fast, you plan to keep quiet. However, your plan is betrayed by a loud belch, out of your mouth pours a bright streak of light.
"You fool," shouts the captain, "you've opened up an intradimensional rift inside your stomach."
Just then your belly rumbles. It turns out to be your colon slipping into another dimension. You collapse on the floor, clutching your stomach in agony. The captain stabs you in the stomach many times, but fails to close the rift inside of you.