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The runways of JFK International Airport come into view as you descend. Aiming for the closest one, you fly towards the ground. Moments before impact, you stick out your feet. The soles of your boots scrape the runway as you touch down. You glide for a few hundred feet then come to a stop, windmilling your arms to keep your balance. As you fold up your Tanooki suit, a quartet of fliers skids up next to you. Of course, its your loyal friends Peach, Luigi, Toad, and Yoshi. You would never have come to the new world without them. Well, maybe without Luigi.
"Mamma Mia!" you exclaim, gazing at the bright lights of the city skyline. You are dragged into the terminal by your eager friends. You hop in line for Customs, anxiously tapping your foot. But the line moves slowly, by the time it is your turn you have stretched out on the floor for a nap.
"Get up, buddy!" a nearby Customs agent barks. You hand him your suitcase, expecting everything to be in order, and hoping this will be over quickly.
"What is this?" cries the customs agent, zipping open the case to reveal dozens of banana peels and fire flowers, "you can't take this into America!"