Asherons Call: Thistledown Gets All “8-Mile”

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As far as parodies go, it seems there’s a whole “hood” vibe coming out of Thistledown these days. Monday brought you Drain’em Up Style by Dierdre the Pain of Thistledown. And shortly thereafter, we received Mage’s Paradise, from Malachii of Thistledown.

Here’s a taste:

Got my wand in my hand and the gleam in my eye
I’m a loc’d out gangster set trip’n banger
All the Life Mages around have aroused my anger … fool
Death aint nothing but a war blast away
I’m take’n Life, do or die,…what can I say
I’m level 23 now, but will I live to be 24
Should I reroll a BM, I don’t know…

Check the whole thing here.

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