Andy Chalk Legacy Author, Author at The Escapist

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World’s Oldest Lolcat Found

Historians have discovered the world’s oldest Lolcat, but are sad to report that it’s not any funnier than the rest of them. Discovered ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorDecember 1, 2008

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Black Friday Idiots Fight Over Xbox 360s

As this video will so amply demonstrate, nothing brings out the best in humanity like the festive holiday combination of Black Friday, Wal-Mart ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorDecember 1, 2008

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Street Fighter Sackboys!

Chun Li may be cute but a Chun Li Sackboy is downright irresistible, which would explain why Sony appears ready to give some ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorDecember 1, 2008

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Dungeon Keeper MMOG Coming… To China

The late 90s Bullfrog classic Dungeon Keeper will be getting the MMOG treatment in China and possibly beyond thanks to a licensing deal ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorDecember 1, 2008

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Hold Me Closer Tiny Protelomerase TelK-DNA Complexes

Ever wonder what an interpretative dance version of “Cerebral activation patterns induced by inflection of regular and irregular verbs with positron emission tomography: ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorDecember 1, 2008

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Why F.E.A.R. 2 Was Banned In Australia

Australia’s Office of Film and Literature Classification has explained why it refused to issue a rating for the upcoming horror-shooter F.E.A.R. 2: Project ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorDecember 1, 2008

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GTA IV Not Censored For Australia

Sometimes I just don’t understand how this stuff works: Rockstar has confirmed that Grand Theft Auto IV for the PC has been given ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorDecember 1, 2008

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Porn Game Maker “Starting A New Industry”

The maker of a new adult videogame called BoneTown says it is creating a “new industry” after criticizing the ESRB for failing to ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorNovember 28, 2008

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Grand Theft Auto DLC Getting A Retail Release

It looks like the Grand Theft Auto IV expansion The Lost and Damned will get a boxed retail release when it comes out ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorNovember 28, 2008

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Assassin’s Creed 2 Set During French Revolution?

Assassin’s Creed 2 will be set several hundred years after the events of the original, according to industry analyst Michael Pachter, who mused ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorNovember 28, 2008

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Mortal Kombat Voice Guy Says Stupid Stuff

Maxim recently had a chance to sit down for awhile with famed Mortal Kombat narrator Hernan (or is it Herman?) Sanchez, and naturally ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorNovember 26, 2008

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Sony Movies Back On 360 Netflix

Turns out that the spat between Sony and Microsoft over the Netflix service on Xbox Live may not have been a console wars ...

By Andy Chalk Legacy AuthorNovember 26, 2008

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