Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy Author, Author at The Escapist

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Scientists Breed Glowing Puppies

In a blatant attempt to force squeals from teen girls around the world, scientists in South Korea have cloned puppies that glow red ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorApril 27, 2009

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Boston Dynamics Reveals Shape-Shifting Robot Program

What’s more frightening than robotic death machines intent on enslaving humanity? How about robots that can change shape at will to squeeze into ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorApril 23, 2009

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Fertility Doc Promises Cloned Babies Within Two Years

A controversial fertility doctor has announced that he will be able to clone human infants within the next two years, offering hope for ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorApril 23, 2009

Reviews

Review: X3: The Terran Conflict 2.0

Space is big. Really, really, really, really, really big. Huge even. If you stood on an infinitely long beach, holding an infinitely large ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorMarch 11, 2009

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Review: Pure

Canst thou, O partial sleep, give thy reposeTo the wet sea-boy in an hour so rude,And in the calmest and most stillest night,With ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 9, 2008

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Review: Izuna 2: The Unemployed Ninja Returns

Roguelikes are a niche genre. They combine the unending toil of murdering waves of baddies with the drudgery of plumbing the depths of ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorSeptember 25, 2008

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Review: Braid

Gaming pundits are a bit prone to hyperbole. Don’t act like I’m blowing the lid off of Watergate here, you all know it ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorAugust 21, 2008

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Review: Don King’s Prizefighter

Boxing is a sport defined by its contradictions. Matches are equal parts graceful maneuvering and brutal violence, boxing’s finest athletes are rewarded for ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorJuly 17, 2008

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Review: Command & Conquer 3: Kane’s Wrath

“Wow, Command & Conquer 3: Kane’s Wrath is actually pretty enjoyable,” I uncharacteristically monologued to myself.“The controls are a bit complex but as ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorJuly 3, 2008

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Review: Metal Gear Solid 4

I think the gaming writers of the world need to place a moratorium on applying traditional review standards to Hideo Kojima’s games — ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorJune 19, 2008

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