Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy Author, Author at The Escapist

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Adventure Time Meets Pokémon In Video About Farts

The people behind Adventure Time created a short about Pikachu’s gas problem. It’s brilliant. Those of you unfamiliar with Adventure Time, should know ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 6, 2011

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Utah Man Jailed For Alleged Wiimote Rape

Nicholas Parry is currently being held by authorities who allege he forcibly sodomized a 12-year-old boy with a Wiimote. Utah’s KSL news reports: ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 6, 2011

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Soccer Wizards Reenact Angry Birds

Say what you will about Angry Birds, but when combined with the world’s favorite sport, the results are simply mind-blowing. Quick: When was ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 6, 2011

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FIFA 12 Smashes Sales Records

Forget Gears of War 3. Forget Rage and Dark Souls. The biggest game of 2011 is EA Sports’ FIFA 12. FIFA 12 hit ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 5, 2011

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Huge Update Headed For Gran Turismo 5

Gran Turismo 5 is due for its “biggest update yet,” and best of all, it’s entirely free. Dubbed “Spec 2.0,” the downloadable update ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 5, 2011

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Sega Preps Zombie Vs Gangster Game For The West

The Yakuza series may not have the same following here in the West that it does in Japan, but Sega hopes an infusion ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 5, 2011

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UPDATE Digital Game Sales Finally Top Retail Sales

It’s been a long time coming, but according to the NPD Group, retail videogame sales have finally fallen behind the intangible sale of ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 5, 2011

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Blackwater Game Hopes To Avoid Controversy

Blackwater founder Erik Prince hopes to expand the Blackwater brand to include videogames, while simultaneously avoiding the controversy that has surrounded his company ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 4, 2011

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Mystery Bunny Promotes Sega’s Worst-Kept Secret

It’s Daytona USA, alright? Sega’s going to re-release Daytona USA. Can you spare 56 seconds? Cool. Watch that video embedded at right. Back? ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 4, 2011

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Sony Online Delays PAYDAY: The Heist

Bad news for would-be robbers: PAYDAY: The Heist has been bumped back to a nebulous “later this month.” A quick primer on the ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 4, 2011

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Resident Evil Revelations Gets Box Art And A Release Date

The next chapter in Capcom’s beloved survival-horror series hits the Nintendo 3DS this February. If you’re reading this site, I feel pretty confident ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 4, 2011

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Sick Coworker Crane-Bombed By PopCap Shanghai

How do you show support for a fellow employee diagnosed with cancer, when you’re physically located across an ocean? Solution: 1,000 origami cranes. ...

By Earnest "Nex" Cavalli Legacy AuthorOctober 3, 2011

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