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The Crow Remake Back On, Begins Shooting in March

Now all they need is, you know, a lead actor. Relativity Media’s The Crow remake has been one of those movies that was ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorNovember 4, 2015

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What Horror Villains Would Look Like as Presidential Candidates

We’ve seen Donald Trump photoshopped into famous horror movies. We’ve seen slasher icons re-imagined as sexy pinups. It was only a matter of ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorNovember 3, 2015

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The Conjuring‘s Actual House Owners Are Suing Warner Bros.

The owners of the house featured in The Conjuring are experiencing a little more than supernatural disturbances and are now seeking “unspecified monetary ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorNovember 2, 2015

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Alien 5 Delayed Indefinitely Due to Prometheus 2

With the box office success of The Martian representing a return to form for Ridley Scott, it appears that the original Alien director ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorOctober 30, 2015

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Michelle Rodriguez to Star in Gender-Reassignment Revenge Thriller

Tomboy, A Revenge Tale is already coming under fire from transgender rights groups for its sensationalistic plot. Hollywood has come under increasing fire ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorOctober 29, 2015

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Wes Anderson Angling to Direct a Horror Movie

Could the man behind such whimsical comedies as The Grand Budapest Hotel and Fantastic Mr. Fox be the next great horror film director? ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorOctober 28, 2015

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A Monopoly Origin Story Is Coming to Theaters

Let’s hope the tickets cost less than 200 dollars. In what either represents the nadir of Hollywood creativity or the apex of brand ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorOctober 28, 2015

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Check Out the Raunchy First Four Minutes of Ash vs. Evil Dead!!

“Come get some,” indeed. Self-deprecating fat jokes, false heroism, and bar bathroom sex with a deadite. My friends, the first four(ish) minutes of ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorOctober 27, 2015

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The Raid: Redemption Remake Loses Star, Director, and Studio

This might be one of those rare cases where “sometimes, dead is better.” There is perhaps no martial arts movie released in the ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorOctober 26, 2015

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New Study Finds That Hot Dogs ARE PEOPLE! THEY’RE PEOPLE!!

Like hot dogs? Well, that’s probably because you’re a cannibal. With the exception of apple pie or maybe the KFC Double Down, it’s ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorOctober 26, 2015

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The First Full Length Trailer for Netflix’s Jessica Jones Has Arrived

“God didn’t do this, the Devil did. And I’m gonna find him.” We probably could have predicted that Netflix’s Jessica Jones would enter ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorOctober 23, 2015

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The Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Trailer Is All Class

The latest spin on the zombie genre brings all the class and kicks all the ass. It’s been nearly a week since the ...

By Jared Jones Legacy AuthorOctober 23, 2015

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