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Suspected PAX Breach Code Thief Goes Fugitive

The 20-year-old man accused of trying to steal code for Atomic Games’ Breach from the PAX East show floor failed to show up ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMarch 30, 2010

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NASA Discovers Saturn’s Moon Is Secretly Pac-Man

NASA’s Cassini spacecraft has captured the highest-resolution temperature map to date of Saturn’s moon Mimas, and it found Pac-Man. Mimas, one of Saturn’s ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMarch 30, 2010

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BioWare Has No Plans for Console SW: TOR

It’s official: If you want to play BioWare’s highly-anticipated Star Wars: The Old Republic, you’re going to have to get a gaming PC. ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMarch 30, 2010

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Now You Can Shut Up Racist 13-Year-Olds In Halo: Reach!

Are you Chatty? A Team Player? Polite? Bungie has revealed a ton of info about how multiplayer will work in Halo: Reach, including ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMarch 30, 2010

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Gamer Tries to Steal Breach Code at PAX East, Gets Arrested

An overly-enthusiastic gamer who allegedly attempted to steal the code for Atomic Games’ Breach on the PAX East show floor was foiled and ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMarch 30, 2010

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Ninja Theory Made No Money on Heavenly Sword

Despite being one of the supposedly major exclusives for the PS3 early in its life, “martial arts drama” Heavenly Sword didn’t even make ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMarch 29, 2010

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Rumor: Call of Duty 7 Is “Black Ops,” Has Dedicated Servers

Are you ready for some completely unsubstantiated rumors? Here goes: Treyarch’s unannounced, supposedly-in-Vietnam Call of Duty is reportedly titled “Black Ops” and will ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMarch 29, 2010

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A View From The Road: Poke-walking Through PAX

I knew going into the inaugural Penny Arcade Expo East that I’d be spending a lot of time walking my proverbial beat, so ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMarch 29, 2010

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PAX East 2010: This Is Your Dungeons & Dragons Online on Airships

The now-free-to-play Dungeons & Dragons Online: Unlimited has some cool new tricks up its sleeve for Update 4 including zombie pirates, guild airships, ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMarch 29, 2010

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